Archive for January, 2011

The U.N. is Going To Pay Up, Finally

Monday, January 10th, 2011

I got this email over the weekend. I have been working on this deal with U.N. for six months now and they are finally giving me the $500,000 I deserve. It seems a little risky, but if I don’t go for this, I am going to want to kick my own ass later, I just know it.

UNITED NATIONS OFFICE FOR THE COORDINATION OF HUMANITARIAN AFFAIR.  Good Day.  In line with the United Nations millennium development goal to eradicate poverty and hunger by the year 2015. I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations has been completed, therefore we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect a payment to you as soon as possible.  It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Card Number: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX have been approved in your favor, the ATM Card Value is $500,000.00 USD (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS). You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $5,000.00 USD is permitted on withdrawal per day and are duly Inter Switch so you can make withdrawal at any location and ATM Center of your choice, and we have concluded delivery arrangement with the FedEx Express courier services.  Kindly be informed that you are to provide a delivery fee of $95.00 USD for the effective delivery of your package to you, as the delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after the confirmation of your payment for delivery. Also, the delivery fee receipt will be attached to your payment delivery documents to avoid any delays from the customs service.  Kindly provide the details below for delivery, and please do confirm that you will take responsibility for the cost of delivery ($95).  1. Valid delivery address: 2. Country: 3. Name: 4. Phone Number: 5. Occupation:  Treat urgently and note that your ATM Card is ready and available for dispatch to you.   Regards, Mr. Harris Conklin HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT FOR UNITED NATIONS